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From The Desk Of The President


 To: Usama Bin Laden, World Pain-In-The-Ass
 

Okay, I've had it. I'm not acknowledging any more terrorist death threats, verbal or printed, unless they are in English. We are an English-speaking country, if you are going to threaten us, have the courtesy to do it in English.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 2:29 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 To: VP
 

Is is Wednesday already? I keep oversleeping.

Don't you just love Ray Nagin? He sure brightens up a news day.

Well, that's enough for me. Let me know if anything important happens, but I can't imagine what.

-P
Posted by Mr President at 10:28 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Ray Nagin, Mayor, New Orleans
 

You are fast becoming a clown. The only way to save your suicidal political career is to hijack a barge and beach it in New Orleans and claim the land in the name of Donald Trump.

Good Luck,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 10:13 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 To: Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
 

I've just seen some more of you on the Judiciary Committee. Nevermind what I said about you earlier.

Signed,

The President

P.S. We start our hearings on time and we don't keep people waiting, okay?
Posted by Mr President at 10:26 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE)
 

I understand you have brought up the possibility of doing away with the Supreme Court confirmation hearings, noting that their usefulness has declined.

That is positively the smartest thing I have ever heard you say.

Have a cookie.

Signed,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 10:12 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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