Please, for the good of children and young people, and for the comfort of all people, shut up.
Sincerely,
The President
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I saw the report that our number of foreign college students has declined.
I don't understand why that's a problem. Why should we teach foreigners to blow us up? And on our dime?
Besides, we should be paying for American kids to go to school and making room for their enrollment, so they can grow up and become swindling CEO's and ship their jobs to other countries to exploit their cheap labor.
-P
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Were you quoted correctly in saying that Ariel Sharon's stroke was God's retribution for pulling Israel out of Gaza?
What is wrong with you? And when does God nail you for being such a cluck?
You make Elmer Gantry look like Franklin Roosevelt.
Sincerely,
The President
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The Rose Bowl.
It follows the Rose Parade, which takes place on New Year's Day every year, except when New Year's Day falls on a Sunday, in which case everything happens on the next day.
I am not watching the Rose Bowl game on Wednesday the 4th, Tuesday the 12th, or November the 2nd. I've taped it and I'll watch it next January 1 where it belongs.
Besides, college football is basically for bookies and the mob anyway.
Sincerely,
The President
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I guess I overslept.
Anything happen this week?
-P
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