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From The Desk Of The President


 To: VP
 

Okay, I've been watching "Funny Face" and I realize now that Michael Jackson got his black-suit-with-white-socks-and black-loafers outfit from Audrey Hepburn.

That one-handed glitter glove is still something else however.

-P
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 To: VP
 

How about now?

-P
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 To: VP
 

*Yawn*

What a dum year 2005 was. Isn't it over yet?

-P
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 To: Motion Picture Association of America
 

Okay, I am officially fed up with your endless parade of remakes.

Granted that nobody in your industry has a new idea among them, but you guys can't even repeat an old idea well. And you wonder why your business is declining.

The first person you need to stop is Steve Martin. His remakes include "The Pink Panther," "Cheaper By The Dozen," "The Out-of-Towners," "Sgt. Bilko," "Father of the Bride," "Roxanne," "Little Shop of Horrors," plus the adaptations from radio shows and old film clips stitched together to make a movie. Please ask him to stop it.

The next act you need to stifle is Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane. So far together they have destroyed "The Odd Couple" and "The Producers" and individually have helped doomed remakes such as "The Music Man," "The Stepford Wives," "The Man Who Came To Dinner," and "The Addams Family." Please stop these two.

You can steal a story and change things around like the title and pretend it's a new movie, but I guess you guys know what you're doing.

Sincerely,

The President
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 To: Staff
 

Where the hell is everybody?

The President
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