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From The Desk Of The President


 To: VP
 

What is the deal with showing John Wayne movies for the holidays? Not like "Three Godfathers," but like forty-eight hours "The Green Berets" or "The Fighting Kentuckian." I just don't get the connection of Christmas to John Wayne, save for the intense urge for a fistfight or shootout during the holidays.

Of course, I don't know how that compares to twenty-four hours of "It's A Wonderful Life," but probably fairly well.

-P
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 To: VP
 

Okay, let's go have a nice steak dinner, haul down a couple of drinks, and let's go Christmas shopping.

What time do the stores close tonight?

-P
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 To: Supreme Court of Canada
 

Thank you for lifting the ban on swingers' clubs. I'll be up there a week from Thursday.

Appreciatively,

The President
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 To: Alan Greenspan, Director, Federal Reserve
 

I understand many of your banks will be raising their minimum credit card payments from 2% to 4%.

Just as long they don't require us to pay them in full.

Signed,

The President
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 To: Transport Workers Union, New York City
 

You're making a lot of enemies fast.

Signed,

The President
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