The Chalk's Ocean Airways plane that went down near Miami was nearly 60 years old. It was built just around the time Truman defeated Dewey, shortly after World War II.

Look into that news flash.

Signed,

The President

So upon further review, you have decided that Katrina was a Category 3 hurricane, not Category 4.

Fine. Now tell me New Orleans wasn't flooded and 6,000 square miles of Gulf Coast wasn't obliterated.

Sincerely,

The President

Let me get this straight: Your local authorities in Meerut city conduct a task force sweep of a local park to prevent sexual abuse of women and the police end up beating unmarried women and some of their dates.

I didn't realize the LAPD was on tour.

Regards,

The President

No, I disagree. I like Noel Redding better than Billy Cox playing bass for Jimi Hendrix.

-P

Hey, that's the way to tell the folks back home to schtick it up their schnudel.

Signed,

The President