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From The Desk Of The President


 To: Condi Rice, Secretary of State
 

You sure know how to sell it, baby. You're getting extra stocking stuffer this year.

-P
Posted by Mr President at 2:42 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 To: Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense
 

I don't know which of you guys is in charge of this, but doesn't it seem reasonable that the Iraq election should involve the people who actually live in Iraq? I guess my question is why are Iraqis living here voting on a government that is there?

And, moreover, once the Iraqi government is elected and sworn in, shouldn't these people all go home?

Just a thought.

-P

P.S. So, you wanted to quit after the election, eh?
Posted by Mr President at 8:38 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: VP
 

After listening to the Supreme Court hearings of Rumsfeld v. FAIR, it occurs to me that Justice Ginsburg sounds like Cartman or one of the kids from "South Park." I want to hear her say "Kenny's dead."

-P

Posted by Mr President at 10:30 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-CA)
 

Re: Execution of Stanley Williams

Message: Thank you.

Signed,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 9:24 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Stanley Williams
 

I don't imagine the four people you murdered had an opportunity to have the governor of California review their cases before their execution.

You are exactly for whom the death penalty was designed. I am elated that you are dead.

Very Goodbye,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 9:23 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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