From The Desk Of The President by Mr President

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From The Desk Of The President

Thursday December 8, 2005

To: Jim Morrison, Lead Singer, The Doors

Happy Birthday, even though you're dead. Maybe.

You are the Lizard King. You can do anything.

Sincerely,

The President

P.S. Except blow out your birthday candles on your 62nd birthday.

Posted by Mr President at 11:25 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: Lee Baca, Sheriff, Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department

Why can one Air Marshal in Miami tag his suspect with one firearm and you guys can barely take down one suspect with 120 rounds?

Perplexed,

The President

Posted by Mr President at 4:47 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: Paul Wolfowitz, Deputy Secretary of Defense

Um, so prisoner Saddam gets to not show up at court when he feels like it?

Is this what we envisioned?

-P

Posted by Mr President at 4:41 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: U.S. Border Patrol

I was interested in the flying drones that are proposed to help watch the U.S.-Mexican border, and is it true that those aircraft are unarmed?

Just curious.

Signed,

The President

Posted by Mr President at 4:34 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: White House Tour Guides

It's a Christmas tree. Not a "holiday" tree, it's a Christmas tree, a member of the pine family that we disconnect from its root system and stand in a pot of water inside the living room every year around Christmastime.

Hannukah has a bush, Kwanzaa has whatever foliage they like, Islamists have exploding things, and we have a Christmas tree. That's it.

If I hear "holiday" tree one more time I'm going to stick a hook in your jacket and hang you from the "holiday light fixture" outside.

Sincerely,

The President

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