Holy Crud, it's the White House Holiday Tour today. I gotta get outta here.

Meet you at the limo at the back door in five minutes.

-P

As far as the torture thing goes, how about we just adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy for that too?

-P

Please, go to CBS.

If it's the difference between you being a talking head reading the news and a video tour of your colon on the "Today" show, I'll take the talking head any day of the week.

Very Sincerely,

The President

Don't do it.

Really.

Sincerely,

The President

I saw Nancy Pelosi at the JFK School of Government at Cambridge where the subject today was "Innovation and Competition" and the motto is always "Watch Your Johnson."

No word if she used the bubbletop.

-P

P.S. It's ironic that two assassinated presidents had a vice president named Johnson.