Can we find a place in the flow chart for R. Lee Ermey? We're wasting a great talent out there.

-P

You are correcto. Jack Valenti, the pill you saw testify today at the Senate Commerce Committee today, did indeed serve under President Johnson. Guess which President Johnson that was.

That's right. The one who had JFK killed forty-two years ago last week.

You are learning to connect the dots, grasshopper.

-P

Thank you for the update today on Santa's mail and plugging Fox TV holiday programming.

As "consumer advocate vice president," where were you when they were jacking up the price of stamps again?

Perplexed,

The President

In case you forgot, Ramsey Clark, the dufus who is out trying to join Saddam's legal defense team, used to be U.S. attorney general under President Lyndon Johnson, the same Lyndon Johnson who had JFK killed forty-two years ago last week.

So very interesting.

-P

Very impressive, Joe. You go from running for vice-president to deciding what video games a 13-year old can buy. Very impressive, indeed.

Kids shouldn't be sitting around, getting fat, playing video games anyway. They should be building garages or plowing dirt or picking up trash from the hillsides and parks. If they want to play they should be in the garage they built kicking out some rock and roll, or jumping into piles of trash, or burying themselves in an open field.

I'm rating you "D" for "Dull."

Regards,

The President