I see the panda cub is doing well at the Washington Zoo.
Find out if it would like to eat Dennis Hastert.
-P
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I'm reading the report of the supposed Iraqi prison abuses. Interior Minister Bayan Jabr defended the prison, saying that "nobody was beheaded or killed."
So that means everything is cool, right?
-P
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The excitement builds: Anyone who had Virginia in the 1000th Execution Pool is out. Governor Warner granted the guy clemency.
Next up is North Carolina. Keep your fingers crossed!
Good Luck,
The President
P.S. The jackpot is now up to $1,200.
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Thanks for spoiling the 1000th Execution Party we were going to have tomorrow.
You owe us $822.86 for the ice-cream cake we ordered for the occasion.
Signed,
The President
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What a great day. China dumps 100 tons of benzene into the river headed for Russia, the Canadians dissolve their government, the Poles release the Russky nuclear plans from 1979, and Israel's pro-Palestinian support is growing within their government. All this chaos and none of it involves us. I love it.
-P
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