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From The Desk Of The President

Wednesday November 16, 2005

To: House Speaker Pro Tem

It never ceases to amaze me how many of your representatives can't give their one-minute speech in sixty seconds. You should implement a "wind-bag prophet" tax.

-P

Posted by Mr President at 11:27 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

Tuesday November 15, 2005

To: VP

Hey, FEMA is going to stop paying for hotel rooms December 1, so we better book our Vegas trip soon.

-P

Posted by Mr President at 5:16 PM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: Jacques Chirac, President of France

So, you're going to fight global warming through solar power and taxing motorists. How about you guys quit burning 1,400 automobiles every night.

Toodles,

The President

Posted by Mr President at 4:21 PM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)

No torture?

-P

Posted by Mr President at 4:00 PM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: VP

I heard you got heckled in Tennessee at the Howard Baker tribute.

Go to Graceland. It will fix everything.

-P

Posted by Mr President at 3:57 PM - No Comments Add a Comment

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