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From The Desk Of The President

Wednesday November 9, 2005

To: VP

I just called Jacques Chirac and asked him if he wanted to meet for molotov cocktails tonight. Man, was he pissed! I could hear him yelling in french before I hung up on him.

-P

Posted by Mr President at 2:58 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

Tuesday November 8, 2005

To: Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)

I saw your C-SPAN interview this morning.

Purrrrrrr.

Very Sincerely,

The President

Posted by Mr President at 12:53 PM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: Neighbor

I have retrieved the Firebird and have parked it legally on the street in front of your house. You have a perfect view of it through your picture window while you are eating breakfast.

(Expletive Deleted),

The President

Posted by Mr President at 12:33 PM - No Comments Add a Comment

Monday November 7, 2005

To: Travel Secretary

Please make a note that for my next air travel date a first class upgrade would be well worth it. All those people around my desk are annoying.

-P

P.S. Why was I not allowed to bring the kangaroo on board Air Force One? He was really cool.

Posted by Mr President at 10:33 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

To: VP

Do you think Sen. Jay Rockefeller has ever walked in to a 7-11 or a Circle K and bought a quart of his own milk in his life?

-P

P.S. Of course, why buy the milk when you manufacture the cow?

Posted by Mr President at 10:22 AM - No Comments Add a Comment

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