Dianne Feinstein on the Senate Intelligence Committee? Because...?

I could see her on the Senate (Expletive Deleted) Annoyance Committee or the Senate Luckiest People Alive Committee, but the Senate Intelligence Committee is just not plausible, either in possession or in search of, with her presence.

If she does not have a shrine to Dan White in both her home and her office then she is an ingrate.

-P

P.S. Not that I'm a huge optimist as far as Carl Levin and Jay Rockefeller are concerned, but really, she's like the worst of Ronald Reagan and Lady Bird Johnson rolled into Anacin Headache Number 35.

You get one question each turn at a press conference. Not two questions, not a compound three-part question, one. One question, and I may not even answer that one question.

And everybody, quit making a (expletive deleted) speech before you ask a question. Ask the (expletive deleted) question. If you don't have a question, (expletive deleted) shut up and sit down.

Regards,

The President

Firebird has been towed away during Presidential excursion. Proceed with Recovery Plan R, drop it exactly where they towed it from.

Examine possibilities for Operation Rover and Project Red Curb as previously discussed and outlined.

We've been sucker-punched, pal.

-P

You asked for it.

You're all going to get it. You've asked for it and you're all going to get it.

I know you know it, but I just wanted you to know that I know that you know it.

(Expletive Deleted),

The President

Please reply with the proper plural of "status."

Thank You,

The President

P.S. I will be keeping "The Cat In The Hat" for another week.