In response to your request, please be aware that no correspondence exists between Mr. I. Lewis Libby and myself in any form, as our official communication statuses were "shred before reading" and "delete before reading."
I should be happy to comply with any other requests you may have.
Sincerely,
The President
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While having my breakfast, I have decided that we need a President who can call a muffin a muffin and a scone a scone.
So, who wants to get sconed?
HA!
The President
P.S. That's a joke, you fathead, wake up, it's Monday morning, look alive. Get your ass in here and bring me what drugs you have. Now.
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Flambe!
Zut Alors,
Le President des Etats Unis
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I've been following your trial defending your teaching of "intelligent design," a streamlined and modernized approach to creationism.
I can say is that a trip outside or a newspaper will tell you that there is very little intelligence and any design including humans is flawed from the outset.
Just tell the kids it's anybody's guess what the hell happened and when one of them comes back from the dead to tell us, then we'll all know. In the meantime they should get to work and quit screwing around.
Sincerely,
The President
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I'm just a nut in Brazil, trying to find a tree.
Damn these squirrels.
-P
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