You have my nominee for the Supreme Court, my nominee has public judicial opinions available for study, why do I have to wait until January to get a vote on the next Justice?

Sandra Day O'Connor will be dead by the time you guys get this finished.

Signed,

The President

P.S. When a judge has voted ay or nay on a case, he or she is not voting for or against the law in question, but interpreting as to whether the constitution allows or does not allow the law to be used as written in that particular instance.

I am watching you speak on the floor of the Senate, and I was wondering, when you and your fellow Klansmen rode around at night chasing negroes, were you the driver or a passenger with an axe handle?

Curious,

The President

P.S. The tie you're wearing now should have been beaten to death.

P.P.S. Please tell me how you identify what you call a "white nigger."

Re your request to release Saddam Hussein's half-brother from prison: Stuff it.

Regards,

The President

I have to say I really look forward to the intel briefings regarding you and your country, mainly because they're so short.

At one point you're crying about how we're going to invade your country and take your oil, then you're complaining about getting spare parts for the planes we sold you twenty years ago, and now you're grinding the old we're-going-to-build-a-nuclear-reactor schtick.

First, let me just say that when we want your stupid little country we'll come and take it, it's just that we like Ozzie Guillen so much that we haven't. Second, I can't even find an oil filter housing for my '65 Pontiac Lemans, and I'm President of the (expletive deleted) country where it was made. Third, go ahead and build your stupid nuclear reactor, and we'll just bomb it on our way to Iran when we bomb theirs.

Ay, como chingas, mi amigo.

Sincerely,

The President

666 Visits

This was on the godwatcher's blog just now.

-P