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 To: VP
 

Isn't it great that somebody who was an interim ambassador for one year fifteen years ago is still referred to as "Ambassador."

I have to get me one of those jobs.

-P
Posted by Mr President at 9:46 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: U.S. Senate
 

Blah, blah, bla bla bla, bla bla...

Don't think your little closed-door stunt gets you overtime pay.

Signed,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 9:41 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles
 

Welcome to the United States. I hope you enjoy your visit, though you may find the tea to be a bit unrefined and our beer to be too cold.

While you are probably a lovely couple, you two are not exactly Edward and Mrs. Simpson. You're not even John and Yoko, so don't expect a lot of people to pay your cab fare or lay their coats over puddles for you.

Also, Camilla, don't wear any of those satellite-dish hats on the subway if you don't want the locals cutting them down to salad plate-size.

Sincerely,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 9:32 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
 

I'm watching you speak on the floor of the House regarding the "Eminent Domain" bill.

You can eminent domain me anytime.

Sincerely,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 8:23 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Theo Epstein, Ex-General Manager, Boston Red Sox
 

Nice job walking away from those bahstads there at Bahston. You did what nobody else could do in nearly ninety years and they were too cheap to reward you for it. To hell with them.

Sincerely.

The President
Posted by Mr President at 11:39 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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