Brett, I've been a fan of yours since day one. But when a fan steals the ball from your hands on the field during a game, you know it's time to tie a bow around it and call it a career.
It's time. Take a break. When you get sick of the wife and kids we'll find something else for you to do.
Regards,
The President
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Thank you for firing Paul dePodesta as your general manager. Hiring him was stupid, firing him better.
Now I'm waiting for your next stupid move.
Signed,
The President
P.S. Quit messing around with Dodger Stadium.
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Hey, did you see Bill Frist walking Sam Alito through the Rotunda today? He looked like he should have had him on a leash.
Man, is that guy kissing RNC ass.
-P
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To: President
This is a bad blog.
Signed,
(Name Withheld)
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To: (Name Withheld)
Correcto.
Signed,
The President
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Bob, thank you for your email, but I think there has been some confusion.
"Lying In State" and "Lying in Honor" are two different things. "State" refers to the public exhibition at the Capitol Rotunda the caskets of elected officials or military officers, while "Honor" refers to the same protocol extended to civilians.
"Lying in wait" is a term used to indicate a criminal's premeditation in an ambush or attack upon a victim. This has no relevance to anyone or anything at this time.
Thank you for being so vigilant.
Signed,
The President
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