Well assuming you haven't been indicted, let's get cracking. It's Monday morning and I already have a heavy caseload on my desk. I don't know how many bottles are in a case, but it sure is heavy.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone last night, but I went out for sweet and sour chicken and pork fried rice. I figured since the chinese are making everything these days, why not my dinner.
I was going to tell you something important, but I'll have to tell you later when I remember what it was.
-P
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We will need a case of Bailey's Irish Cream here at my desk, stat.
-P
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Good Morning!
I hate to wake you up, but I think one of your member states directly threatened to "wipe out" another one of your member states.
Maybe you should go over and see what's going on.
Wake up and smell the coffee, Kofi!
Signed,
The President
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These Monday mornings have got to go.
-P
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Who is Sam Alito?
Just kidding.
-P
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