I'm glad that you all feel that oil prices are at an "acceptable" level now. Let us know when your profits are acceptable so you can get your foot off the back of our neck.
Signed,
The President
cc: U.S. Oil Companies
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Well everyone came clean today, confessing that this whole Harriet Miers thing was a joke. I knew I never appointed her, never mind knew her. I seriously thought I was losing my mind. It turns out Cheney, Libby, Rove, and Condi thought it would be funny to hire some guy to be this Harriet Miers. You know first I pick a brilliant John Roberts and then I nominate Mrs. Doubtfire. I mean it is funny, but what a waste of my time.
So speaking of funny, I told the crew earlier this week that they could keep their jobs if they didn't get indicted. Ha! You should have seen the look on Scooter's face this morning -- priceless! The rest of them were a wreck all day, couldn't eat, jumpy and nervous, it was great.
You were right, Rummy, (expletive deleted) them all.
-P
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Why are we still flipping the clock an hour back and forth every six months? It's a pain in the ass.
Let's just "set it and forget it!"
Yaay!
The President
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In the valley of the giant, ho ho ho, green giant.
I miss that guy already. What are you doing about it?
Signed,
The President
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You know, I. Lewis Libby and G. Gordon Liddy are kind of too similar, you know what I mean?
-P
P.S. I am not a crook.
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