Please stop high-fiving. You don't do it well.
Signed,
The President
P.S. Also, stop doing the wave. You do that well but it's annoying.
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To walk up somewhere and let someone you've never met poke you in the arm with a syringe full of an unidentified substance and pay them $20 for it just because they have a canopy with a sign and table, is well, stupid.
Why am I busting my ass to protect you from terrorists when you're just going to let anybody poke your veins?
Signed,
The President
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Uffff. Here's that chicken(expletive deleted) John Dean on tv, an expert in White House backstabbing.
By the way, I never believed that story that Mark Felt was Deep Throat.
-P
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You know, it's confusing to me that Paula Zahn on CNN is both attractive and annoying at the same time. I can't seem to figure it out.
Pizza at 10:00. You in?
-P
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Thank you for your ranking and prioritizing political scandals in American history, comparing the Libby baloney as the worst since Watergate.
Chappaquiddick was pretty interesting too.
Signed,
The President
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