If Scooter Libby is supposedly "Cheney's Cheney," then who is Scooter's scooter?

Hey, come on, cheer up.

-P

You are really a screwed up newspaper, with Jason Blair and Judith Miller and your editorial incompetence, but now you've really annoyed me.

Twice I've called to subscribe for home delivery and twice you've happily taken my order and then no paper. When I call you tell me that the address is not in your delivery area and you're sorry. Now you've sent me a flyer inviting me to get home delivery to the address that you told me was undeliverable.

I'm going to keep ordering your stupid paper and then if you ever do deliver it not pay the bill and then order it again, how does that sound, you pinheads.

Sincerely,

The President

See, this is what I'm talking about. If you can't even out a CIA agent these days, imagine what happens if you TP somebody's house over there at Justice.

-P

P.S. Libby is your guy, right? I'm tired of interviewing job applicants.

Wow. Lou Dobbs just introduced David Gergen and Paul Begala on his show and said he is "delighted" to have them. Is he going to make cupcakes?

That would be divine.

The President

Well, I guess that scratches Libby from the Supreme Court nominee list.

-P