I like how CNN has you on the phone and the subtitle under your name is "Failed Supreme Court Nominee."

That must feel good.

The President

Hey, you goober, I'm watching you on tv drilling me about this "mistake" I made with Harriet, when in fact you were the first toad who jumped up and said she was a great choice.

Shut up, pinhead.

The President

When you get a chance I have to show you this withdrawal letter from Harriet Miers. It's in that psycho scrawl written in a big spiral so you have to keep turning the cocktail napkin around and around. Her signature is in lipstick with her lip blot next to it.

She was my legal counsel?

-P

"If I were the President I'd look for a good woman."

You are just full of them today, Trent.

The President

"I want the President to choose a man, woman, or minority" to be nominated to the Supreme Court.

"Man, woman, or minority"? Why does that sound kind of weird?

The President