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From The Desk Of The President


 To: CNN News
 

Well I see you fixed that misspelling-ridden crawl you have running at the bottom of your screen. When Christi Paul is reading the news, I don't see nothin' else.

It's the most sensible thing you people have done in a long time.

Signed,

The President
Posted by Mr President at 6:20 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: VP
 

The Jehovah Witnesses have a singles' group?

-P
Posted by Mr President at 3:08 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Blogmaster
 

Now that I have had Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at my door and working at my security gate, I've got a Jehovah's Witness ad link at the top of my blog.

Very funny.

The President
Posted by Mr President at 2:23 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Rochelle, Appointments Secretary
 

Well, now that we're out of baseball, I guess we ought to see about doing a little business now.

First thing is we go to New York and get a pastrami.

-P
Posted by Mr President at 2:12 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense
 

Ha! That was no "long, dirty, protracted engagement" my friend, that was a four in, four out World Series sweep just as I predicted.

That will be one thousand shares of Raytheon stock please, just as you wagered.

-P
Posted by Mr President at 1:14 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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