Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. If you thought FEMA was lame, I hope you're enjoying some down home Mexican government efficiency.
Next time, vacation in the United States.
Good Luck,
The President
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Despite my efforts to the contrary, I managed to get a glimpse of you performing in the pre-game ceremonies at the World Series game.
Are you okay? You're looking like a cross between Don Henley and Nick Nolte.
Anyway, I've heard worse renditions of the national anthem, so thanks for that.
Signed,
The President
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14 innings. 5 1/2 hours. Like I say, the most interesting thing you guys do is lose.
What time do the bars close around here?
The President
P.S. Can't you close the roof? It's kinda chilly.
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While you're up there at the snack counter, get me a red licorice and a black licorice. I don't know which I want.
-P
P.S. I drank your beer.
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What happened to Aaron Neville at the 7th-inning stretch rendition of "God Bless America"? It sounded like his microphone kept going in and out. On top of that somebody drew a cross on his face. You would think he would get better treatment from Houston, him being the voice of New Orleans and all that.
By the way, no more Judds.
Sincerely,
The President
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