I just have to tell you I totally dig your Mars rovers. Them and the Saturn orbiters.

Great stuff. Keep it up.

Regards,

The President

Holy smoke. The reports were of severe "structural" damage in Florida, not severe "sexual" damage. There is no need to send Dr. Ruth down there, as if Dr. Ruth doesn't already have a house in Florida somewhere.

How about you demonstrate the importance of a hearing test.

Signed,

The President

Alas, the destruction, the mayhem. What will your strippers and drug dealers do?

If you need help I have a whole bunch of illegals ready to jump in.

Signed,

The President

P.S. Why "Jeb"?

I just wanted to thank you for the comforting words of your public statement, that you would "stay the course" of your predecessor, that course naturally being to continue to screw the regular guy and make everything nice for you already-rich guys.

I just wanted to clarify that.

Regards,

The President

P.S. Would you prefer to be a Supreme Court Justice?

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

-P

P.S. I can't wait to repaint your office once you're gone.