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From The Desk Of The President


 To: Chief of Staff
 

Okay, you've all had your fun, so tell me, for reals: Who is Harriet Miers?

-P
Posted by Mr President at 11:04 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Everyone
 

Let me give you all a little shortcut: Hurricane = not good.

That pretty much sums it up. If there are any other questions, I can't help you.

Signed,

The President

Posted by Mr President at 10:52 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 To: Phil Garner, Manager, Houston Astros
 

Like I said, the most interesting thing you guys do is lose.

Nice try, though. See you in Houston.

The President
Posted by Mr President at 11:35 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Bud Selig, Commissioner, Major League Baseball
 

It's (expletive deleted) 45 degrees here at the (expletive deleted) ballpark here in Chicago.

Let's talk about moving the (expletive deleted) World Series up about two weeks next year.

(Expletive Deleted),

The President

P.S. If the Series comes back to Chicago maybe I'll have a (expletive deleted) sleigh pick me up at the (expletive deleted) airport.
Posted by Mr President at 11:34 PM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 To: Elaine Chao, Labor Secretary
 

Elaine, I'm not going to let you sit next to Chertoff anymore for any meeting or hearing. He's killing your aura.

Your cowgirl boots arrived so come by when you can.

The President
Posted by Mr President at 5:29 AM - No Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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