Hey, you've got some problems with the maternal members of your purview.

In San Francisco a mom dropped her kids into the drink near Fisherman's Wharf. They're gone.

In Indiana you have a mom who's on a sit-down strike on her front lawn. She wants more help around the house with the chores.

Now I've been around enough kids to want to drop them into the bay too, but unfortunately we can't make it a common practice, so go ahead and drop that mom off the wharf too. As far as the striking mom on the lawn goes, she can be replaced with an immigrant mom who will do more for less money. I'll suspend Davis-Bacon for that too.

Thank me for doing your job.

The President

Hey, now that's a nifty mugshot, all smiles and everything. It looks just like your government i.d. picture.

When life gives you lemons, you sell lemon futures.

The President

Okay, why did I repeal Davis-Bacon? There was a good reason for not offering jobs to locals at prevailing wages, right?

-P

I am watching you testify in front of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

You so kick ass.

The President

You know, Anna Nicole Smith was a real cupcake in that movie "The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult."

-P

P.S. "Freeze and nobody gets hurt...well, from now on!"