Hey this "guest workers" plan is crap, let's just forget it.

I thought you said "guessworkers" because you're always talking about taking the guesswork out of the job. I really didn't understand what you were talking about anyway, but this is immigration, and this is a bad idea.

I don't know which is more painful, paying attention to you or not paying attention to you.

-P

Nice job declining your automatic pay raises this year. You have collectively saved the government a whopping two million dollars.

Of course, nothing stopped you from accepting those pay increases the previous years, as your income has grown thirty-thousand dollars in less than ten years. I wish I had your agent.

Keep up that mad generosity.

The President

You're right, we should get Fats Domino a new piano, but he has to play it here at the White House first. That'll be the deal.

Agriculture tells me those British MRE's for the Katrina victims are bangers and mash, and you know that's not going to go over well with starving Americans after a disaster. They're locked up in a warehouse somewhere. See if you can make a trade with the Russkies for some decent vodka.

You were pretty funny the other night, but definitely, fifteen cherry stems is a record for one briefing.

-P

Way to go, Rummy. You keep an eye on those Chinese.

-P

Man, I don't know how Saddam's trial is going to turn out, but I'm just thankful Johnny Cochran isn't around to defend him.

-P