I heard of your plans to step down within a year. I'll be sorry to see you go.
Before you quit, could you introduce me to Paul McCartney?
Sincerely,
The President
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No wonder your heroes are on crack -- you people are still doing the wave in the stands rather than watch the game.
Why don't you save the beach balls for the pool and maybe come to the ballpark ready for baseball.
Sincerely,
The President
P.S. Vin Scully doesn't like beach balls at the ballpark either.
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Hey, we can always schedule a time to bomb your little country back to the Stone Age. From what I've seen of the place it should take maybe two hand grenades and a cherry bomb to do the trick.
Remember: Taliban bad, U.S. good. Otherwise we close down the 7-11's here and send everyone back home to you.
Regards,
Moi
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I don't get it. If we simply show the detainees unedited audition tapes of "American Idol," it's not torture, it's just tv.
My only other suggestion is to take them to see Celine Dion. Ewww.
-P
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I've been reading the papers, and this is crazy. How about those Detroit Tigers?
-P
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