I heard you quoted as saying that playing today was like you "had never been gone." I'd have to say your play today was like you had never returned.

Happy 420!

The President

Boy, did you guys get an undeserved compliment today when somebody compared you favorably to Nixon's staff. Ha! Nixon's men had it all over you guys and they still managed to get their boss tarred and feathered.

If I can stay out of jail and keep my pension after all this is over I will consider it a miracle.

Remember our mission statement: "No Felonies."

-P

I know you may not feel like you cheated, but apparently what you did is a golfing no-no, i.e. cheating.

So what's a $50,000 mistake?

The President

P.S. Ufff, and quit saying "you know" like, you know, all the time.

Nice job in your loss against the Chicago Bears, 28-3.

So. Any more cruises planned?

The President

Sorry to see you all get beat by the ChiSox, but they are a pretty darn good team and you guys never quit. You gave it a good run this year, got as far as you could, and we'll just do it again next year.

Mike, I like the way you handled your team and your business this year. You understood that your team alone was responsible for not winning these games, that better play is the best defense for punishingly bad officiating. I like the way you stand behind your Angels and nobody who enjoys flat-out solid baseball could possibly be disappointed in them.

Have a restful off-season, and let's take it to them next year.

Best Regards,

The President

P.S. Thanks for the seats this season. Among my favorites were the ones where I dangled my feet in the centerfield waterfall, which I found out later from the Anaheim police, is not allowed.